Bass Player Week | Wednesday: Cliff Burton
According to the Hesher Code, the words “CLIFF BURTON” scrawled in a sharpie/masking-tape entablature on the front of your Ibanez 6-string bass entitle you to the same forty-something groupie you would attract otherwise at your Tuesday night gig at the Central Saloon. However, in an act of reverence the following morning, she will offer to pay you gas money when she asks for a ride to pick up her granddaughter from Juvi.
